Ground Control has NOT been in constant contact with Major John in the past few months. We love him to bits, though. He's learnt how to hoon around, raid the pantry, and avoid confrontations with scary felines. His 2IC, Iz the labradoodle, is the brains behind the operation, but Johnno has the power to charm lady dog walkers with his beautiful eyes, and impress the gentlemen ones with his massive glutes. Charlie the Boss Cat has a bit of a species identity disorder, and poor old Johnno often has to sleep on the floorboards while Charlie reclines Caesar-like on the dog cushion. John is a world-class farter, though, and can clear a room in seconds. Revenge is soooo sweet! John hasn't ventured downstairs yet. There are ghosties and ghoulies and ghobbelins down there! All in good time. Johnno is a Good Dog. As I said before, we love him to bits ...