This is me and my friend, Bob. I like this photo coz me and Bob look like space aliens – cool! We hang out together in the back yard. I let Bob have first go at my food if he wants to. Mum (Jackie) tells him off coz he’s a greedy guts. And my Mum reckons that if Bob had taken me to dog obedience, I would have passed . Erik took me instead and couldn’t get me to sit down. We tried to tell them that I prefer to stand, but they’re a funny lot those dog obedience people. They’re no good at listening either. Erik reckons I’m fine just the way I am although he does keep asking,”Rita, why the long face?” I don’t know why he says that. I may be quiet but I’m very, very happy.